I also need to mention this was around the time that B-daddy, Jacob's step dad came into his life. The Golden Boy bounded out of bed that morning and headed straight for the kitchen where he left his note on the floor, so you can imagine the look of devastation on the face of the most wonderful little boy a B-daddy could have. Bob felt it was his duty to write the following letter to the Leprechaun that would dare leave this little boy unhappy:
We want to thank you for your measly little gift. Obviously, you are not aware of all that we want. If you could spend some time with Jacob, you would understand that a horse, a remote controlled Harley, a four wheeler, a million pounds of Ice Cream, a pizza, and finally CARMAN ELECTRA is at the very least what we are willing to accept! Please try to pay attention to the wishes and demands of this precious seven year old that believes you can be "The Man", if you can provide these items. If you should fail, the list will double each time until you comply.
This is not negotiable. We anticipate complete compliance immediately! Any questions, shove'em and give the boy the loot he deserves!
The moral of this story you may be wondering......It really doesn't have one.....just a warning to Leprechauns around the world......it's a lot easier to step in some green ink and leave a few footprints than screw around with the B-daddy of the Golden Boy!